A woman storms into a police station and says, “Officer, I think my husband’s cheating on me!”
The officer raises an eyebrow. “What makes you say that?”
“Well,” she begins, “he keeps saying things like ‘honey,’ ‘sweetheart,’ and ‘my love.’”
The officer chuckles. “Ma’am, that’s pretty common. Lots of people talk like that on the phone.”
She shakes her head. “Yeah, but he doesn’t even know her number.”
The officer frowns. “Wait… then how is he calling her?”
She sighs. “From the toilet.”
Now totally baffled, the officer asks, “Why would that matter?”
She smirks and says, “Because every time I walk by, I hear him say, ‘Hang on, I’ve gotta grab some toilet paper!’”
